Negative Nillies, Debbie Downers and Poor Pitiful Patties can stand back. Seriously, do not get near my perimeter. Stay out of my BUBBLE. Do not fling your weird jargon and psychotic tirade in my direction. I will, of course, deflect it with my SUPER GAMMA TITANIUM DOUBLE REINFORCED HAPPIER THAN A CAMEL ON HUMP DAY Shield, but how about YOU keep it to yourself in the first place? I hate HAVING to bring out the shield. Just keep your slimey tar pit of an attitude inside.
I know it’s hard to be happy on a Monday. I get it. Monday is the first day back to work after a great weekend. It’s the day you have to get up early and start your routine again. There is no time for laziness or naps. I totally get it. BUT REALLY, IF you can’t be happy because you are able to get up and go do things, suck air into your lungs and a lot of other fun stuff, you need to really reassess your life.
Reflect on the things that are positive. Look to your blessings. See the good in the day, in people and in circumstances. Stop nagging to everyone who will lend an ear. Your na-na’s are bringing more people to your dark side of things and making this world a funky place. Yes, I said world, because ATTITUDE IS CONTAGIOUS and even though people like me don’t want to catch it (at all, ever never, no way), we still sometimes get on our blogs and rant and rave about you which is almost as bad as being LIKE YOU! Almost.
Ok, I’m done. Almost.
HAVE A SUPER AWESOME, WONDERFUL, EXCITING, HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND WELL –KINDA DAY …TOMORROW! ((..because I’m pretty sure you messed up today..))
If you think I’m talking about you, awww, well, I probably am. BE HAPPY!!! and maybe the next blog will be about YOU too 🙂