Do not send pictures of your toes to people you love. It just ain’t right.
Don’t send pictures of your feet to anyone. It’s awkward especially if they don’t really know you. So awkward.
If your feet make noise when walking on any surface or catch on carpet, find the exfoliant and lotion fast!
Good manners and fresh breath never go out of style.
People should check their skirt before coming out of the bathroom.
Do not run over your mom’s heel with a shopping cart.
6th graders are not too young for deodorant.
Pit hair is just gross to look at. Do not include it in pictures. It should go right along with toe pictures. No, just no.
Bathroom etiquette should be required training for everyone just like confidentiality training is every year for teachers.
Fish or food items that look like vomit should not be brought to lunch wherever you work.
If you can smell yourself, others can too. Perhaps it’s time to bathe?
Crock pots are a mom’s best friend.
A million selfies a day does NOT help one’s self esteem. It just shows others you have an issue with self image. You are beautiful. Except it please.
The duck face is OUT. Snap filters are IN!
Keep on Keepin on!