I know there are actual answers (maybe even scientific) to most of the questions I have in my head, but even though there are, I somehow still think this is useless, random information.
This is mainly because I know I can live on without knowing why…
…our dog licks everything. (I’m talking EVERYTHING. It’s like EVERYTHING is covered in bacon grease or something.)
…eating chili for dinner sometimes makes our whole household smell like the sewer. (I know, TMI)
…the dishwasher being empty NEVER means that the dirty dishes go in there, because apparently Mom will always put them in there for us. (MAJOR EYE ROLLING HERE)
…men, of any age, cannot find things right where they (or you or whoever) put them. They can be looking STRAIGHT at it and not see it.
…the messy bun won’t go out of style.
…the JANDAL is a loved shoe now. Why!?!
…cat crap is the worse smell in the world. (close second is chickens in general)
…our internet runs at snail speed beginning about 8PM every night. (UHG!)
…some people have to be or act like they are smarter than others. (I realize it and appreciate your intellect, but I don’t have to be called aware of it daily, or even more often. I’m not jealous and I am not going to be jealous so, stop trying to make me jealous. Duh.)
…some people are just not nice. So many questions stem from this, but do I really NEED to know? No. They just are that way and nothing they do should change the way I treat them or anyone else.
If I never ever EVER have answers to any of these questions and the vast number of other questions I have about life in general like why do we have blood sucking bugs like mosquitoes and why do squirrels like acorns which I’ve tasted for some reason and know they are disgustingly inedible– IT WILL BE OK.
I’ve answered the main question I know I needed to myself. IT WILL BE OK.