A friend of mine shared this video with me a few days ago and I have laughed so much! I just thought I needed to share. Enjoy!!!
Negative Nillies, Debbie Downers and Poor Pitiful Patties can stand back. Seriously, do not get near my perimeter. Stay out of my BUBBLE. Do not fling your weird jargon and psychotic tirade in my direction. I will, of course, deflect it with my SUPER GAMMA TITANIUM DOUBLE REINFORCED HAPPIER THAN A CAMEL ON HUMP DAY Shield, but how about YOU keep it to yourself in the first place? I hate HAVING to bring out the shield. Just keep your slimey tar pit of an attitude inside.
I know it’s hard to be happy on a Monday. I get it. Monday is the first day back to work after a great weekend. It’s the day you have to get up early and start your routine again. There is no time for laziness or naps. I totally get it. BUT REALLY, IF you can’t be happy because you are able to get up and go do things, suck air into your lungs and a lot of other fun stuff, you need to really reassess your life.
Reflect on the things that are positive. Look to your blessings. See the good in the day, in people and in circumstances. Stop nagging to everyone who will lend an ear. Your na-na’s are bringing more people to your dark side of things and making this world a funky place. Yes, I said world, because ATTITUDE IS CONTAGIOUS and even though people like me don’t want to catch it (at all, ever never, no way), we still sometimes get on our blogs and rant and rave about you which is almost as bad as being LIKE YOU! Almost.
Ok, I’m done. Almost.
HAVE A SUPER AWESOME, WONDERFUL, EXCITING, HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND WELL –KINDA DAY …TOMORROW! ((..because I’m pretty sure you messed up today..))
If you think I’m talking about you, awww, well, I probably am. BE HAPPY!!! and maybe the next blog will be about YOU too 🙂
From the freedictionary.com:
rant and rave (about someone or something)
to shout angrily and wildly about someone or something. Barbara rants and raves when her children don’t obey her. Bob rants and raves about anything that displeases him.
Seems to me Barbara and Bob have some probs. Haha! How about we just take the words “angrily and” out of that definition …
SHOUT WILDLY ABOUT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING
…and lets add “POSITIVELY.”
Why not? I mean, wikipedia people do it all the time. They move and change and freak people out with explanations and crazy stories. Why can’t I just delete a couple of words from this definition and add a good one?
This is the challenge today: RANT AND RAVE POSITIVELY! Go on…You can do it! Find something in your life that you can shine a light on. Show off your blessings. Show others that this world is not as grumpy and gloomy and downright frowny and funky as the newspaper headlines paint us all to be.
COME ON PEOPLE! RANT AND RAVE (POSITIVELY)… about
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((YOU ADD YOUR BLESSING HERE…))
RANT AND RAVE!
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